How to have a small, yet awesome, pool party?

You're gonna need at least 10 kegs, a good sound system, a crate of vodka, 10 crates of mixer, 50 kilos of ice, 5 stripper waitresses and a midget in police fancy dress to patrol the premises with a tequila squirter, looking for 'party fouls'... that's just the bare minimum. Food is of little importance when you're getting smashed... just put some pizza on the side or something. Drunks will eat anything.